March 2012
“Ron Burgundy. The only person i want to see jamming a flute at The Cape Town Jazz Festival.”
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“It’s #nationalcleavageday the one day a year when i can bear my man boobs with pride. Go on, give em a squeeze.”
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“Hey Woolies Halaal Hot Cross Bun Haters, get a real cause. This one just makes you look like an idiot.”
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